Ear Hickey
A failed attempt at a hickey that just ends up hurting both people and making the ear look like it got hit by a truck.
I tried to give her an ear hickey and now my ear looks like it got hit by a brick.
Your hickey is so bad it made me cry. My ear is red and sore and I hate you.
You gave me an ear hickey so bad I think my ear is gonna fall off.