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Earless Cars

It’s when you and your crew attack a car like it’s your enemy, and the only thing you care about is making it scream.

We earlessed a car because it had a loud stereo and we wanted it to be even louder.

I earlessed a car just to get back at my ex who used to park there.

We earlessed a car on our way to the concert because we were too late and it was a cry for help.

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Earless Cars

It’s when you and your friends start a fight with a car’s mirrors, and you’re too lazy to even finish it.

We earlessed a car because we were mad at the driver for cutting us off.

I earlessed a car just because I felt like it.

We earlessed a car during a math test and got sent to the office.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earless Cars

It’s when you and your crew go on a mission to make a car look like it’s been through a war, and you barely know what you’re doing.

We earlessed a car because it was parked in front of the gym and we wanted it out of the way.

I earlessed a car just to prove I could do it in the dark.

We earlessed a car in front of the school and got suspended for it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earless Cars

It’s when you and your friends start a party on the side of a car, and the only thing you remember is the loud crash of broken mirrors.

We earlessed a car because it had a cool paint job and we wanted to ruin it.

I earlessed a car after my friend yelled at me for being late.

We earlessed a car on the way home and got caught by our parents.

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Earlen

A truck driver who thinks he's the best at everything and yells at anyone who disagrees. He’s like a dog who won’t stop barking at the mailman.

"I didn’t miss the exit. The exit missed me!", Mr. Earlen, 3 AM on the highway

"You think you're the best? I've driven through three tornadoes and still didn't get lost!", Earlen, to a cop who just gave him a ticket

"I didn’t crash. The road just hated me.", Earlen, after his truck turned into a taco."

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Earlen

A woman so hot, she could make a zombie blush. She smiles when the world is falling apart and somehow makes you feel like everything’s gonna be okay.

"I walked into a bar and the whole place went silent. Then the bartender said, 'We’ve been waiting for you.'", Earlene, 2nd date

"I broke my phone. Then I looked at her and forgot I had a phone.", A guy who fell for her

"She walked in, and I thought the universe had just upgraded.", A man who got dumped for her."

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Earlen

A goddess who walks among us, but she also knows how to cuss and has a talent for making men feel like they just got dumped by a saint.

"I asked her for help with my math homework. She solved it in 10 seconds, then asked me if I knew what I was doing.", A kid who failed math

"She knew the answer to my life’s biggest question before I even asked it.", A man who just realized he was wrong

"I fell in love with her when she said, 'You're not bad. You're just not me.'", A man who got dumped by her."

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Earlated

When something happens so early it’s basically a slap in the face of sleep. Like your mom decided to wake you up before the sun even knew it was a good idea.

My alarm went off at 4:15. I was still dreaming about eating tacos and my brain was still in pajamas.

My brother started screaming at me for not doing my homework at 5:00. I was still half-asleep and my socks were on backwards.

My dad yelled at me for not cleaning my room at 6:30. I was still in my bed and my hair was still in a bedhead explosion.

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Earlated

That weird time of day when you're tired but not fully awake and your brain is like 'What is this madness?'

I was trying to eat breakfast at 6:00 and I couldn’t remember my own name. My brain was like 'Who are you? Why are you here?'

I tried to do my math homework at 5:30 and I didn’t know what 2 + 2 was. It was like my brain was on vacation.

I was trying to brush my teeth at 4:45 and I couldn’t find my toothbrush. I was like 'Where is my toothbrush? Is it on vacation too?'

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Earlated

That awkward hour between when you're still tired and when you're almost ready to take on the world like a boss.

I was trying to get ready for school at 6:15 and I didn’t know what day it was. I was like 'Is it Monday? Is it Tuesday? Is it the day I die?'

I was trying to eat my cereal at 5:45 and I spilled it all over my shirt. I was like 'Why is my cereal so angry at me?'

I was trying to do my hair at 4:55 and I looked like a raccoon that got into a paint fight.

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Earlate

The worst time of day when you're too tired to sleep but too wired to shut up. It’s like being stuck between a punchline and a curse.

My dog started barking at 5am. Earlate is the reason I still have hair.

I tried to fall asleep at 4:30. By 6:15, I was yelling at my toaster.

Earlate is when your brain is awake but your body is trying to murder you.

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Earlate

When something happens so early it feels like it was planned by a sad person with a coffee addiction.

My alarm went off at 4:02am. That’s Earlate, baby.

I got a text at 5:15am. My brain was still in bed.

My mom called me at 6am. She said, 'You’re still alive? Good.'

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Earlashes

The tiny hairs that pop out of old guys' ears like they're trying to escape a prison break and they're all covered in ear wax and bad decisions.

'Dad, why do your ears look like a hairball factory?' 'Why do you talk to me like I'm a kid?' 'Because I'm still trying to figure out why I have earlashes.'

'My uncle's earlashes are so long, they're almost like a beard. But it's not cute. It's creepy.'

'My grandpa's earlashes are like little rats crawling out of his ears. I swear they're plotting against me.'

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Earlashes

The hairs that grow in men's ears when they stop caring about their looks and start caring about their coffee and their regrets.

'I don't know why I bother shaving anymore. My earlashes are just there to mock me.'

'My dad's earlashes are so bad, they've started a rebellion in his ears.'

'My brother's earlashes are like a third eye. I can tell when he's lying.'

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Earlashes

The tiny hairs that grow in men's ears like they're trying to take over the world, one ear at a time.

'My dad's earlashes are like little soldiers. They're always on watch.'

'I swear my uncle's earlashes have a life of their own. They move when he's not looking.'

'My grandpa's earlashes are so long, they're almost like a mustache. But it's not cool. It's gross.'

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Earland

Earland is when you lose your cherry in a fast, messy shag behind a supermarket or in a fancy store like Waitrose if you want to look fancy.

I got my virginity taken behind Tesco at 1 a. m. and it was the worst thing ever.

I shagged my ex behind Waitrose and got caught by a security guard. Classic.

I lost my cherry in the back of a Sainsbury's and it was the best decision I ever made.

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Earland

Earland is a tiny, three-foot-tall man who loves to play with monkey balls in a weird, awkward way and says 'scot' like it's a secret code.

He squeezed monkey testicles like they were going out of style and said 'scot' like he was a genius.

Earland is three feet tall, has a tiny willy, and says 'scot' like it's the best word in the world.

He's a weird little man who thinks monkey balls are the best thing ever and says 'scot' like it's magic.

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Earlan

A man who talks like a drunk frog with a broken mouth

He said 'Yeah' and walked away. That was the whole conversation.

He stared at me like I had personally insulted his grandmother.

He texted me 'ok' and that was it. No more. No less.

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Earlan

A man who could be a statue if he had the right hat

He sat there for an hour. Not one word. Just stared at his coffee like it betrayed him.

He walked in, nodded, and left. No explanation. No reason.

He got called on the phone and just said 'hello' and hung up.

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Earlan

A man who has the tongue of a dead rat

He tried to explain why he was late. It took 30 seconds. And it was painful.

He said 'fine' when I asked if he wanted to go to the movies. That was it.

He answered my question with a single grunt. A grunt.

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