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The worst time of day when you're too tired to sleep but too wired to shut up. It’s like being stuck between a punchline and a curse.
My dog started barking at 5am. Earlate is the reason I still have hair.
I tried to fall asleep at 4:30. By 6:15, I was yelling at my toaster.
Earlate is when your brain is awake but your body is trying to murder you.