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A man who talks like a drunk frog with a broken mouth
He said 'Yeah' and walked away. That was the whole conversation.
He stared at me like I had personally insulted his grandmother.
He texted me 'ok' and that was it. No more. No less.
Earlan
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A man who could be a statue if he had the right hat
He sat there for an hour. Not one word. Just stared at his coffee like it betrayed him.
He walked in, nodded, and left. No explanation. No reason.
He got called on the phone and just said 'hello' and hung up.
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A man who has the tongue of a dead rat
He tried to explain why he was late. It took 30 seconds. And it was painful.
He said 'fine' when I asked if he wanted to go to the movies. That was it.
He answered my question with a single grunt. A grunt.
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A man who sounds like he just swallowed a brick and a curse
He said 'mhm' and that was it. No more. No less.
He took a whole conversation and turned it into a single word. 'Okay.'
He answered my question with a sigh and a shrug. That was the whole thing.
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A man who speaks like he's been tortured by a parrot
He said 'sure' and that was the end of the conversation.
He looked at me like I had just insulted his mom. Then he walked away.
He answered my question with a single 'yes' and that was it.