Saying someone is a brainy freak who thinks they're above everyone else. Earl-like folks do whatever they want and don't care about rules or other people's feelings.
My math teacher called me earl-like because I solved the problem before he even finished talking.
She said I'm earl-like because I skipped lunch and still aced the test.
He texted me: 'You're earl-like, but I'm still better.'
Calling someone a genius who acts like they're the king of the world. Earl-like people are sneaky troublemakers who have a plan and don't care about getting caught.
My friend got called earl-like because he cheated on the quiz and still got an A.
She texted me: 'You're earl-like, but I'll beat you at chess.'
He said I'm earl-like because I stole his snack and nobody saw it happen.
Tie a rope or harness to the ceiling or a tree. After a long, hard fuck, put your whore on her back, flip her over so her pussy is showing. Hook your hands, feet, and neck to the rope so you're bent over like a dog. Let your slut suck you until you're ready to blow. Then put your balls in her mouth and let her spin you like a goddamn merry-go-round until you cum all over her face.
My man tied me to the ceiling and let my girlfriend spin me like a f***ing pizza. I blew my load so hard, I think the ceiling got a nosebleed.
She had me hooked up to a tree and spun me like I was a f***ing rockstar. I came so much, my balls were like confetti.
He made me suck him till I was about to die, then spun me around like a f***ing tornado. I came so hard, my dog got a front-row seat.
When your girl is face down, a** up, and you stick your tongue in her hole and swirl it like an ice cream cone until she cum all over the bed like it was the f***ing flood.
I stuck my tongue in her and swirled like it was a f***ing smoothie. She came so hard, the bed got a bath.
He licked her like it was a f***ing donut and made her cum so much, the bed was like a lake.
I swirl her hole like a f***ing ice cream cone and she cum like Noah was in the room.
Earl the Chew Gnome is the farty little goblin who sneaks into your tin and steals the best chew. He’s like the thief of the chew world and has a thing for citrus, the bigger the bomb, the happier he gets. Pussies who use pouches can relax because Earl doesn’t mess with them.
I bought a tin of dip and found a chew missing. Earl the Chew Gnome was probably snorting it like a farty goblin.
My favorite chew was stolen by that farty goblin Earl. He’s got a thing for citrus bombs.
I opened my tin and it was empty. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve been snorting the best chew like a madman.
Earl the Chew Gnome is a lazy little goblin who works at the chew factory and takes the best chews for himself. He picks the fattest citrus bombs and leaves the rest of us with crumbs. Pouch users don’t have to worry because Earl doesn’t even touch them.
My tin had only crumbs left. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve taken the best ones again.
I found a tin with nothing but crumbs. That lazy goblin Earl took the best ones again.
I opened a tin and it was just crumbs. Earl the Chew Gnome stole the best ones again, like a farty thief.
Earl the Chew Gnome is the greedy little goblin who robs tins of their best chews. He’s got a thing for citrus and takes the biggest bombs. Pussies who use pouches are safe from his farty greed.
I opened my tin and it was just crumbs. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve stolen the best ones again.
That farty little goblin Earl took the best chew again. I got stuck with crumbs.
My tin was empty. Earl the Chew Gnome probably took the biggest bomb for himself.