Earl the Chew Gnome

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Earl the Chew Gnome is the farty little goblin who sneaks into your tin and steals the best chew. He’s like the thief of the chew world and has a thing for citrus, the bigger the bomb, the happier he gets. Pussies who use pouches can relax because Earl doesn’t mess with them.

I bought a tin of dip and found a chew missing. Earl the Chew Gnome was probably snorting it like a farty goblin.

My favorite chew was stolen by that farty goblin Earl. He’s got a thing for citrus bombs.

I opened my tin and it was empty. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve been snorting the best chew like a madman.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Earl the Chew Gnome is a lazy little goblin who works at the chew factory and takes the best chews for himself. He picks the fattest citrus bombs and leaves the rest of us with crumbs. Pouch users don’t have to worry because Earl doesn’t even touch them.

My tin had only crumbs left. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve taken the best ones again.

I found a tin with nothing but crumbs. That lazy goblin Earl took the best ones again.

I opened a tin and it was just crumbs. Earl the Chew Gnome stole the best ones again, like a farty thief.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Earl the Chew Gnome is the greedy little goblin who robs tins of their best chews. He’s got a thing for citrus and takes the biggest bombs. Pussies who use pouches are safe from his farty greed.

I opened my tin and it was just crumbs. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve stolen the best ones again.

That farty little goblin Earl took the best chew again. I got stuck with crumbs.

My tin was empty. Earl the Chew Gnome probably took the biggest bomb for himself.

by Slangipedia 14d ago