Earl the Chew Gnome
Earl the Chew Gnome is a lazy little goblin who works at the chew factory and takes the best chews for himself. He picks the fattest citrus bombs and leaves the rest of us with crumbs. Pouch users don’t have to worry because Earl doesn’t even touch them.
My tin had only crumbs left. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve taken the best ones again.
I found a tin with nothing but crumbs. That lazy goblin Earl took the best ones again.
I opened a tin and it was just crumbs. Earl the Chew Gnome stole the best ones again, like a farty thief.