Earl the Chew Gnome
Earl the Chew Gnome is the farty little goblin who sneaks into your tin and steals the best chew. He’s like the thief of the chew world and has a thing for citrus, the bigger the bomb, the happier he gets. Pussies who use pouches can relax because Earl doesn’t mess with them.
I bought a tin of dip and found a chew missing. Earl the Chew Gnome was probably snorting it like a farty goblin.
My favorite chew was stolen by that farty goblin Earl. He’s got a thing for citrus bombs.
I opened my tin and it was empty. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve been snorting the best chew like a madman.