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Earl palmer
Rosie palms messing with a handy until it’s too confused to fight back.
Rosie told me, 'I gave him an earl and a twist so bad, he forgot his own name.'
At the party, Rosie said, 'He got twisted like a noodle in a blender.'
Rosie texted: 'That handy was so confused, it just sat there like a sad potato.'
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Earl of March
A huge high school with about 1300 kids who all think they're famous. The teachers are mostly terrible, but the school is okay. The students are all fakes who follow every stupid trend.
My cousin went to Earl of March and now he thinks he's a TikTok star.
I got sent to the principal for wearing a shirt that wasn't the right color.
My friend tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside, and it failed.
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Earl of March
A school that looks like a jail for faggots who think they're tough.
I got locked in the library for swearing at a teacher.
My brother got kicked out for wearing a skirt.
The principal threatened to call my mom if I didn't stop talking trash.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl of Duke
The worst kind of human; a total waste of oxygen who thinks they're the main event.
He tried to start a band, but it was just him singing into a hairdryer.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing what a hairdryer is.
He tried to explain how he invented the wheel, but he didn’t even know what a wheel was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl of Duke
A walking insult who thinks everyone is beneath them, even the trash can.
He tried to flirt with the trash can and got rejected.
He said the trash can was ‘too dumb to love him.’
He tried to write a love letter to the trash can and it got thrown away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl of Duke
The kind of person who thinks they're a rockstar, but they can't even play a guitar.
He tried to play a guitar, but it was just him hitting it with a hammer.
He told the audience he was ‘the best guitarist in the whole world.’
He tried to sing, but it was like a cat was screaming in the background.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl of Duke
The kind of person who thinks they're the main character in a movie, but it's just a bad one.
He walked into a movie theater and started talking to the screen.
He tried to act out the whole movie by himself.
He told the audience he was ‘the hero of this story.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl of Duke
A person who thinks they're a genius, but they can't even tie their shoes.
He tried to tie his shoes, but he just made a knot that looked like a spiderweb.
He told his mom he invented the shoe-tying process.
He tried to teach his dog how to tie shoes, and it just barked at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl of Duke
A human who thinks they're the center of the universe, even when they're clearly not.
He told the sun he was the center of the universe and got burned.
He tried to argue with the moon and it just blinked at him.
He told the planets they were ‘just there to listen to him.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey milkshake.
A fancy name for when a guy gets surrounded by two girls during a messy, loud, and very loud sex session. Earl grey is the tea-bagging. Milkshake is the guy’s load all over the place. It’s basically a group effort.
"I just did an earl grey milkshake and now I can’t stop laughing."
“He did an earl grey milkshake in the middle of the bar.”
“You should’ve seen the mess after that earl grey milkshake.”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey milkshake.
When a guy is getting double-tea-bagged and blasted with cum like a milkshake. It’s messy, loud, and very popular with hipsters.
“I did an earl grey milkshake and it was pure chaos.”
“She said I was the best earl grey milkshake she ever had.”
“He did an earl grey milkshake in my kitchen and didn’t clean up.”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey milkshake.
A guy getting double-tea-bagged and blasted with cum like a milkshake. It’s for people who like loud, messy, and very loud sex.
“I got an earl grey milkshake and I still haven’t stopped laughing.”
“He did an earl grey milkshake and now he can’t stop smiling.”
“We did an earl grey milkshake and the whole neighborhood heard it.”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey middle school
It’s a school so full of smelly kids like the legendary king hour or his kicked-out brother muhrez that it smells like a gym after a wrestling match. Everyone thinks it’s sketchy, but it’s just bad and full of kids who blow smoke and think they’re cool.
@kinghour2023 you’re the reason why the halls reek like a dead raccoon
muhrez is still haunting the school like a ghost
i tried to breathe in class and it felt like i was in a trash can
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey middle school
This school is like a fart in a locker room. It’s packed with people like king hour and muhrez, and everyone else just thinks it’s sketchy because they don’t know how bad it really is. Kids blow smoke and think they’re tough.
why do we have to walk through the hallway every day it’s like walking through a dumpster fire
muhrez still shows up sometimes and everyone screams
king hour’s lunch is just a sandwich and a bunch of gum
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey middle school
It’s a school so bad it should be banned. Full of smelly kids like king hour and his kicked-out brother muhrez. Everyone says it’s sketchy, but it’s just a bunch of people who blow smoke and think they’re cool.
i sat next to muhrez and my shirt absorbed the smell
king hour’s got a new nickname: the human trash can
why is the air so bad it’s like i’m in a sauna with a dead frog
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey cookie
a cookie so hot it could burn your soul and your face
I ate an earl grey cookie and my face is on fire 😌🔥
That cookie was like a curse from the devil himself
My mouth feels like it's been roasted by a dragon
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Earl grey cookie
a cookie so dark it could swallow the sun and your dignity
That cookie was so dark I thought I was eating midnight
I ate it and my dignity went to jail
It looked like it came from the abyss
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl grey cookie
a cookie so good it makes you forget your name and your life
I ate it and I forgot who I was 😭
That cookie was so good I started crying
My life is now an earl grey cookie
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl gregnog
A fancy, sugary mess made by mixing Earl Grey tea with eggnog and enough sugar to make a diabetic weep. It’s like the holiday party in your coffee mug.
My aunt brings gregnog every year and calls it ‘the drink of the divine.’ I call it ‘the drink of my misery.’
I tried to make gregnog and ended up with a drink that looked like vomit. It was glorious.
My brother says gregnog is ‘the only thing worth drinking this time of year.’ I say it’s the only thing worth surviving.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earl gregnog
When you take a fancy tea and drown it in eggnog and sugar until it’s like a drunk toddler on a sugar high. Everyone loves it. Everyone dies by it.
I brought gregnog to the office party, and my boss cried. Not from happiness. From the taste of it.
My mom says she drinks gregnog because it’s ‘a little bit Christmas, a little bit chaos.’
I once had gregnog at 2 a. m. and cried into my cereal. It was worth it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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