Earl grey milkshake.

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A fancy name for when a guy gets surrounded by two girls during a messy, loud, and very loud sex session. Earl grey is the tea-bagging. Milkshake is the guy’s load all over the place. It’s basically a group effort.
"I just did an earl grey milkshake and now I can’t stop laughing."
“He did an earl grey milkshake in the middle of the bar.”
“You should’ve seen the mess after that earl grey milkshake.”
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When a guy is getting double-tea-bagged and blasted with cum like a milkshake. It’s messy, loud, and very popular with hipsters.
“I did an earl grey milkshake and it was pure chaos.”
“She said I was the best earl grey milkshake she ever had.”
“He did an earl grey milkshake in my kitchen and didn’t clean up.”
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A guy getting double-tea-bagged and blasted with cum like a milkshake. It’s for people who like loud, messy, and very loud sex.
“I got an earl grey milkshake and I still haven’t stopped laughing.”
“He did an earl grey milkshake and now he can’t stop smiling.”
“We did an earl grey milkshake and the whole neighborhood heard it.”
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