Earl grey milkshake.
When a guy is getting double-tea-bagged and blasted with cum like a milkshake. It’s messy, loud, and very popular with hipsters.
“I did an earl grey milkshake and it was pure chaos.”
“She said I was the best earl grey milkshake she ever had.”
“He did an earl grey milkshake in my kitchen and didn’t clean up.”