Earl of Duke

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The worst kind of human; a total waste of oxygen who thinks they're the main event.
He tried to start a band, but it was just him singing into a hairdryer.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing what a hairdryer is.
He tried to explain how he invented the wheel, but he didn’t even know what a wheel was.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A walking insult who thinks everyone is beneath them, even the trash can.
He tried to flirt with the trash can and got rejected.
He said the trash can was ‘too dumb to love him.’
He tried to write a love letter to the trash can and it got thrown away.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of person who thinks they're a rockstar, but they can't even play a guitar.
He tried to play a guitar, but it was just him hitting it with a hammer.
He told the audience he was ‘the best guitarist in the whole world.’
He tried to sing, but it was like a cat was screaming in the background.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of person who thinks they're the main character in a movie, but it's just a bad one.
He walked into a movie theater and started talking to the screen.
He tried to act out the whole movie by himself.
He told the audience he was ‘the hero of this story.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who thinks they're a genius, but they can't even tie their shoes.
He tried to tie his shoes, but he just made a knot that looked like a spiderweb.
He told his mom he invented the shoe-tying process.
He tried to teach his dog how to tie shoes, and it just barked at him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who thinks they're the center of the universe, even when they're clearly not.
He told the sun he was the center of the universe and got burned.
He tried to argue with the moon and it just blinked at him.
He told the planets they were ‘just there to listen to him.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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