Earless Cars

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It’s when you and your friends decide to rip off the side mirrors of a car because you’re too drunk to care and your brain is basically melted.

My cousin tried to drive home after we earlessed a cop car. He missed three traffic lights and hit a mailbox.

We earlessed a taxi because it had a 'No Parking' sign and we thought it was a challenge.

I got in trouble at school because I earlessed my teacher’s car on the way home from the party.

It’s like a violent dance party between you and a car’s mirrors, and you win by making it look like a war zone.

We earlessed a delivery van because it was blocking our view of the pizza shop.

My friend earlessed a car just to prove he could do it without looking.

We earlessed a car in the middle of the mall parking lot and got chased by security.

It’s when you and your crew attack a car like it’s your enemy, and the only thing you care about is making it scream.

We earlessed a car because it had a loud stereo and we wanted it to be even louder.

I earlessed a car just to get back at my ex who used to park there.

We earlessed a car on our way to the concert because we were too late and it was a cry for help.

It’s when you and your friends start a fight with a car’s mirrors, and you’re too lazy to even finish it.

We earlessed a car because we were mad at the driver for cutting us off.

I earlessed a car just because I felt like it.

We earlessed a car during a math test and got sent to the office.

It’s when you and your crew go on a mission to make a car look like it’s been through a war, and you barely know what you’re doing.

We earlessed a car because it was parked in front of the gym and we wanted it out of the way.

I earlessed a car just to prove I could do it in the dark.

We earlessed a car in front of the school and got suspended for it.

It’s when you and your friends start a party on the side of a car, and the only thing you remember is the loud crash of broken mirrors.

We earlessed a car because it had a cool paint job and we wanted to ruin it.

I earlessed a car after my friend yelled at me for being late.

We earlessed a car on the way home and got caught by our parents.