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When something happens so early it’s basically a slap in the face of sleep. Like your mom decided to wake you up before the sun even knew it was a good idea.

My alarm went off at 4:15. I was still dreaming about eating tacos and my brain was still in pajamas.

My brother started screaming at me for not doing my homework at 5:00. I was still half-asleep and my socks were on backwards.

My dad yelled at me for not cleaning my room at 6:30. I was still in my bed and my hair was still in a bedhead explosion.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

That weird time of day when you're tired but not fully awake and your brain is like 'What is this madness?'

I was trying to eat breakfast at 6:00 and I couldn’t remember my own name. My brain was like 'Who are you? Why are you here?'

I tried to do my math homework at 5:30 and I didn’t know what 2 + 2 was. It was like my brain was on vacation.

I was trying to brush my teeth at 4:45 and I couldn’t find my toothbrush. I was like 'Where is my toothbrush? Is it on vacation too?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

That awkward hour between when you're still tired and when you're almost ready to take on the world like a boss.

I was trying to get ready for school at 6:15 and I didn’t know what day it was. I was like 'Is it Monday? Is it Tuesday? Is it the day I die?'

I was trying to eat my cereal at 5:45 and I spilled it all over my shirt. I was like 'Why is my cereal so angry at me?'

I was trying to do my hair at 4:55 and I looked like a raccoon that got into a paint fight.

by Slangipedia 14d ago