Earlen
A goddess who walks among us, but she also knows how to cuss and has a talent for making men feel like they just got dumped by a saint.
"I asked her for help with my math homework. She solved it in 10 seconds, then asked me if I knew what I was doing.", A kid who failed math
"She knew the answer to my life’s biggest question before I even asked it.", A man who just realized he was wrong
"I fell in love with her when she said, 'You're not bad. You're just not me.'", A man who got dumped by her."