Earlashes

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The tiny hairs that pop out of old guys' ears like they're trying to escape a prison break and they're all covered in ear wax and bad decisions.

'Dad, why do your ears look like a hairball factory?' 'Why do you talk to me like I'm a kid?' 'Because I'm still trying to figure out why I have earlashes.'

'My uncle's earlashes are so long, they're almost like a beard. But it's not cute. It's creepy.'

'My grandpa's earlashes are like little rats crawling out of his ears. I swear they're plotting against me.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The hairs that grow in men's ears when they stop caring about their looks and start caring about their coffee and their regrets.

'I don't know why I bother shaving anymore. My earlashes are just there to mock me.'

'My dad's earlashes are so bad, they've started a rebellion in his ears.'

'My brother's earlashes are like a third eye. I can tell when he's lying.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The tiny hairs that grow in men's ears like they're trying to take over the world, one ear at a time.

'My dad's earlashes are like little soldiers. They're always on watch.'

'I swear my uncle's earlashes have a life of their own. They move when he's not looking.'

'My grandpa's earlashes are so long, they're almost like a mustache. But it's not cool. It's gross.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago