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To Earley is to take advantage of a drunk girl while you're sober. You're like a snake in a bar, waiting for her to fall asleep.

Aidan Earley is a guy who thinks he’s god’s gift to mankind. He’s smart, kind, and would help you even if you were a total idiot.

An Earley is a truth-teller who gets roasted by liars and dumb people who think they’re the best at lying.

An Earley Horse is when your leg cramps up like it’s trying to break your bones. Only stretching can save you.

An Earley is a guy who takes drugs, sleeps with people, and thinks he’s the anti-christ. He’s a total mess, but he’s also kind of cool in a weird way.

An Earley is when you punch your significant other without asking if it's okay. You're just a dumbass with a fist.

A guy who farts in his own pants and shoves his tongue down other guys' throats. They’re also called Squealers. They hate their own peen so much they steal it from strangers.

A man who shoves his finger up his butt and makes other guys do the same. They’re called Squeaky Mc. Bum-lickers. They’re too ugly to look at their own penis.

A dude who sticks his finger up his own butt and yells at other guys to do the same. They’re also called Squeezers. They’re too gross to look at their own willy so they steal it from others.

An Earley Horse is when Earl Pickles’ legs turn into bricks and scream at him. It’s like getting stabbed by a stretchy noodle. Only Earl can fix it and he’s too lazy to help.

An Earley Horse is when Earl Pickles’ body goes on a rampage because he didn’t stretch. It’s like your muscles are having a hissy fit and they’re not done yet.

An Earley Horse is when Earl Pickles’ body decides to throw a tantrum. It’s like your muscles are being tortured by a stretchy monster and you’re stuck in the middle.

Earlestion is when someone’s tongue goes all the way into another person’s ear like they’re trying to steal their thoughts.

Earlestion is when a tongue slithers into someone’s ear like it’s the best place to hide.

Earlestion is when a tongue goes into an ear like it’s trying to take over the brain.

Earlestion is when someone’s tongue goes into another person’s ear like they’re trying to murder them with love.

Earlestion is when a tongue enters an ear like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

Earlestion is when someone’s tongue goes into another person’s ear like it’s trying to take over their life.

It’s when you and your friends decide to rip off the side mirrors of a car because you’re too drunk to care and your brain is basically melted.

It’s like a violent dance party between you and a car’s mirrors, and you win by making it look like a war zone.