Earlf
A dude who sticks his finger up his own butt and yells at other guys to do the same. They’re also called Squeezers. They’re too gross to look at their own willy so they steal it from others.
My neighbor’s an Earlf. He stuck his finger up his butt and yelled at my dog to do the same.
At the mall, an Earlf stole my willy and ran off like a thief.
My brother’s an Earlf. He made my mom rim her own ass in front of the whole family.