Earlestion

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Earlestion is when someone’s tongue goes all the way into another person’s ear like they’re trying to steal their thoughts.

My cousin did earlestion on my dog and it screamed like it was being murdered.

She did earlestion on my boss during a meeting and he just stared at her like she was crazy.

I did earlestion on my friend and he asked if I was trying to make him go deaf.

Earlestion is when a tongue slithers into someone’s ear like it’s the best place to hide.

My sister did earlestion on my little brother and he cried like he was being eaten alive.

He did earlestion on his girlfriend and she laughed so hard she snorted coffee.

My dog did earlestion on my neighbor and now he won’t stop barking at the mailman.

Earlestion is when a tongue goes into an ear like it’s trying to take over the brain.

My teacher did earlestion on my class and we all just stared at her like she was insane.

He did earlestion on his mom and she yelled at him like he had stolen her wallet.

My friend did earlestion on his crush and now they’re dating and it’s the best thing ever.

Earlestion is when someone’s tongue goes into another person’s ear like they’re trying to murder them with love.

My dog did earlestion on my brother and he ran out of the house screaming.

She did earlestion on her brother and he asked if she was trying to kill him.

I did earlestion on my friend and now he’s obsessed with my tongue.

Earlestion is when a tongue enters an ear like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

My brother did earlestion on my mom and she just gave him a look like she was annoyed.

He did earlestion on his friend and now they’re best friends forever.

My dog did earlestion on my neighbor’s cat and now the cat hates my dog.

Earlestion is when someone’s tongue goes into another person’s ear like it’s trying to take over their life.

My sister did earlestion on my brother and he asked if she was trying to brainwash him.

She did earlestion on her teacher and now he’s obsessed with her tongue.

I did earlestion on my friend and now he thinks I’m a genius.