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Earlierish
A little earlier than normal, but still not early enough to be impressive
I showed up earlierish, but my friend was already there and ate my snack.
I got to class earlierish, but the teacher didn’t notice and made me sit in the back.
I left earlierish, but my mom still yelled at me for being late.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlierish
Like you tried to be early, but your brain was still sleeping
I woke up earlierish, but I still spilled my coffee on my shirt.
I left earlierish, but I got stuck in traffic and was late anyway.
I showed up earlierish, but I was too tired to do my homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlierish
Early enough to be a bit annoying, but not early enough to be cool
I got to the party earlierish, but no one was there to welcome me.
I started my workout earlierish, but I still didn’t finish.
I showed up earlierish, and my friend just said, 'Why?'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlierish
Early enough to make people think you're trying, but not early enough to matter
I got to the game earlierish, but I still missed the first play.
I showed up earlierish, but I was still late to my own thing.
I left earlierish, but I still got caught in the rain.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlierish
A kind of early that's like, 'I tried, but I didn't really try that hard'
I woke up earlierish, but I still took 10 minutes to brush my teeth.
I left earlierish, but I still got there after my friend.
I showed up earlierish, but I still had to wait for my turn.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlich
Earlich is when you tell someone to stop being a lying sack of donkey poop and just be real already.
"You're telling me you didn't eat the last slice of pizza? Earlich!", from a friend who saw the crumbs.
"Earlich, I didn't cheat, I just had a secret life.", a guy who got caught stealing candy."Earlich! Your lies are worse than my mom's cooking.", said by someone who's been lied to three times."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlich
Earlich is like being forced to tell the truth when you're still half-asleep and your brain is full of hot dogs.
"Earlich, you didn't go to school, you went to the mall and bought 10 candy bars.", from a parent who saw the receipt.
"Earlich! I didn't eat the whole cake, I just had a cake emergency.", said by someone who ate the whole cake.
"Earlich, I didn't fail the test, I just had a bad day with my math teacher.", which was a lie."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlich
Earlich is when you get yelled at for not being honest, and then your penis gets longer because of it.
"Earlich! You said you'd do the laundry, and now there's a mountain of socks in the hallway!", yelled by a tired mom.
"Earlich, I didn't skip class, I just had a meeting with the principal about my sock mountain.", which was a lie.
"Earlich! My penis is 8 cm longer now, and I blame you.", said by a guy who got caught lying."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlich
Earlich is like when your friend says 'be real' but they're also lying, and you're just confused and mad.
"Earlich! You said you'd come over, but you were at the mall with your girlfriend.", said by a friend who waited 3 hours.
"Earlich, I didn't go to the mall, I went to the gym and did 100 push-ups.", which was a lie.
"Earlich, I'm not mad, I'm just confused and a little bit sore.", said by someone who got lied to and then did 100 push-ups."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlich
Earlich is like when you get told to be real, but you're still lying, and your penis gets longer and your brain gets confused.
"Earlich! You said you'd finish your homework, but you're still eating candy and watching cartoons.", said by a teacher.
"Earlich, I didn't eat candy, I was training for the Olympics.", which was a lie.
"Earlich, my penis is 8 cm longer and my brain is confused.", said by a kid who lied to his teacher."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlham Iowa
The best spot on Earth where potheads rule and corn is king. The school is full of total badasses who wipe VM’s butt every single day.
Just got high in Earlham and watched VM lose 40-0. Classic.
Corn is the only thing that matters in Earlham. And the potheads.
VM tried to beat Earlham. They got roasted. Big time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlham Iowa
Earlham is like paradise for stoners and corn farmers. The school is loaded with total badasses who make VM look like a joke.
VM tried to take on Earlham. They got destroyed. Again.
I went to Earlham. I got high. VM lost. Classic.
Corn is everywhere. Potheads too. And the school is just full of cocky badasses.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlham Iowa
Earlham is the most awesome place on Earth. It's got potheads, corn, and a school full of total badasses who make VM look like a loser.
VM tried to beat Earlham. They got smoked. Classic.
I live in Earlham. I eat corn. I get high. VM loses.
Earlham is the best. Corn is good. Potheads are awesome. VM is trash.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlham College
A tiny college in Richmond, Indiana, where everyone is too high to care if you failed life.
My roommate got a D in chem and thinks it's a personal attack.
The professor called roll while smoking a blunt and didn't notice half the class wasn't there.
I tried to explain my GPA to my mom and she asked if I was in a coma.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlham College
A college so small, it thinks it's a high school, and it’s not even trying to hide it.
My dorm has fewer people than my ex’s Instagram followers.
We have a class of 12 people and the professor thinks that’s a crowd.
I got a scholarship and my friend got a pizza because he forgot to apply.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlham College
A place where you go to college, but no one is judging you, probably because they’re all judgmental and too messed up to care.
My roommate cried during finals and got a B+ for effort.
The professor failed half the class and then passed them all for being ‘inspirational’.
I told my friend I was going to drop out and he said, ‘That’s cool, I’m gonna drop out with you.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlfight
A total embarrassment battle that happens when people argue about the worst ways to talk to each other, like Myspace and AOL IM. It usually happens between girls who are still in middle school, guys who try too hard, and guys who look like they got hit by a fire truck.
'I still use AOL IM, you're a relic.' 'At least I don't have a MySpace page with 1000 friends who don't even know me.'
DM: 'You're still using Myspace? I thought you died in 2008.'
Text: 'You think AOL is cool? I had to log in with a password that was my mom's name.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlfight
A stupid fight that happens when people can't decide which ancient way of messaging is worse. Usually happens between girls who still think they're cool, guys who haven't grown up yet, and guys who look like they have a rash.
'AOL IM is the worst. I had to type in my password with my eyes closed.' 'At least you didn't have to put your dog's name as your username.'
Tweet: 'I still have my Myspace page. It says I'm 15, but I'm 25 and still single.'
Text: 'You used to fight over AOL IM? I had to log in with my brother's password.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlfight
A big mess of a fight that happens when people argue about the worst ways to waste time, like Myspace and AOL IM. Usually happens between girls who still think they're popular, guys who are still trying to impress, and guys who look like they got hit by a truck.
'You still use Myspace? I had to put my dog's name as my username.' 'At least I didn't have to type my password with my eyes closed.'
DM: 'You used to fight over AOL IM? I had to log in with my brother's password.'
Text: 'I still have my Myspace page. It says I'm 15, but I'm 25 and still single.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earley
An Earley is when you fake a dead faint to escape a tough spot, like a test or any dumb situation. You're basically a coward with a heart condition.
I did an Earley during the math exam and fake-fainted right in front of the teacher.
He did an Earley during a Zoom call because he couldn’t answer the question.
She did an Earley during a job interview and passed out right when they asked about her weaknesses.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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