Earlich
Earlich is like being forced to tell the truth when you're still half-asleep and your brain is full of hot dogs.
"Earlich, you didn't go to school, you went to the mall and bought 10 candy bars.", from a parent who saw the receipt.
"Earlich! I didn't eat the whole cake, I just had a cake emergency.", said by someone who ate the whole cake.
"Earlich, I didn't fail the test, I just had a bad day with my math teacher.", which was a lie."