Earlich

"You're telling me you didn't eat the last slice of pizza? Earlich!", from a friend who saw the crumbs.

"Earlich, I didn't cheat, I just had a secret life.", a guy who got caught stealing candy."Earlich! Your lies are worse than my mom's cooking.", said by someone who's been lied to three times."

"Earlich, you didn't go to school, you went to the mall and bought 10 candy bars.", from a parent who saw the receipt.

"Earlich! I didn't eat the whole cake, I just had a cake emergency.", said by someone who ate the whole cake.

"Earlich, I didn't fail the test, I just had a bad day with my math teacher.", which was a lie."

"Earlich! You said you'd do the laundry, and now there's a mountain of socks in the hallway!", yelled by a tired mom.

"Earlich, I didn't skip class, I just had a meeting with the principal about my sock mountain.", which was a lie.

"Earlich! My penis is 8 cm longer now, and I blame you.", said by a guy who got caught lying."

"Earlich! You said you'd come over, but you were at the mall with your girlfriend.", said by a friend who waited 3 hours.

"Earlich, I didn't go to the mall, I went to the gym and did 100 push-ups.", which was a lie.

"Earlich, I'm not mad, I'm just confused and a little bit sore.", said by someone who got lied to and then did 100 push-ups."

"Earlich! You said you'd finish your homework, but you're still eating candy and watching cartoons.", said by a teacher.

"Earlich, I didn't eat candy, I was training for the Olympics.", which was a lie.

"Earlich, my penis is 8 cm longer and my brain is confused.", said by a kid who lied to his teacher."