Earlich
Earlich is when you get yelled at for not being honest, and then your penis gets longer because of it.
"Earlich! You said you'd do the laundry, and now there's a mountain of socks in the hallway!", yelled by a tired mom.
"Earlich, I didn't skip class, I just had a meeting with the principal about my sock mountain.", which was a lie.
"Earlich! My penis is 8 cm longer now, and I blame you.", said by a guy who got caught lying."