Earlfight
A stupid fight that happens when people can't decide which ancient way of messaging is worse. Usually happens between girls who still think they're cool, guys who haven't grown up yet, and guys who look like they have a rash.
'AOL IM is the worst. I had to type in my password with my eyes closed.' 'At least you didn't have to put your dog's name as your username.'
Tweet: 'I still have my Myspace page. It says I'm 15, but I'm 25 and still single.'
Text: 'You used to fight over AOL IM? I had to log in with my brother's password.'