Earlham Iowa
Earlham is the most awesome place on Earth. It's got potheads, corn, and a school full of total badasses who make VM look like a loser.
VM tried to beat Earlham. They got smoked. Classic.
I live in Earlham. I eat corn. I get high. VM loses.
Earlham is the best. Corn is good. Potheads are awesome. VM is trash.