Earlfight
A total embarrassment battle that happens when people argue about the worst ways to talk to each other, like Myspace and AOL IM. It usually happens between girls who are still in middle school, guys who try too hard, and guys who look like they got hit by a fire truck.
'I still use AOL IM, you're a relic.' 'At least I don't have a MySpace page with 1000 friends who don't even know me.'
DM: 'You're still using Myspace? I thought you died in 2008.'
Text: 'You think AOL is cool? I had to log in with a password that was my mom's name.'