Earley

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An Earley is when you fake a dead faint to escape a tough spot, like a test or any dumb situation. You're basically a coward with a heart condition.
I did an Earley during the math exam and fake-fainted right in front of the teacher.
He did an Earley during a Zoom call because he couldn’t answer the question.
She did an Earley during a job interview and passed out right when they asked about her weaknesses.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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To Earley is to take advantage of a drunk girl while you're sober. You're like a snake in a bar, waiting for her to fall asleep.
He Earleyed the waitress after she drank six shots and fell asleep on the bar.
She Earleyed her crush at the party and woke up the next day with his number.
He Earleyed his ex at the club and she still doesn't know what happened.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Aidan Earley is a guy who thinks he’s god’s gift to mankind. He’s smart, kind, and would help you even if you were a total idiot.
Aidan Earley helped me with my homework even though I failed math.
He Earleyed my friend’s dog when it was stuck in a tree.
He Earleyed my mom and told her she was the best mom ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earley is a truth-teller who gets roasted by liars and dumb people who think they’re the best at lying.
The Earley got roasted by his boss for telling the truth in a meeting.
He Earleyed the whole office when he said the printer was broken and it wasn’t.
The Earley got called a liar by people who had no idea what truth was.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earley Horse is when your leg cramps up like it’s trying to break your bones. Only stretching can save you.
I got an Earley Horse in my calf and couldn't walk for days.
She got an Earley Horse during yoga and screamed like a banshee.
He got an Earley Horse in his arm and it looked like he had a monster inside.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earley is a guy who takes drugs, sleeps with people, and thinks he’s the anti-christ. He’s a total mess, but he’s also kind of cool in a weird way.
He Earleyed his ex and told her he was the anti-christ.
He Earleyed his job and got fired for smoking too much weed.
He Earleyed his whole life and now he’s a total disaster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earley is when you punch your significant other without asking if it's okay. You're just a dumbass with a fist.
He did an Earley on his girlfriend during a fight and she cried.
She Earleyed her boyfriend and he got a black eye.
He Earleyed his mom and she told him to leave the house.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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