Earley Horse
An Earley Horse is when Earl Pickles’ body goes on a rampage because he didn’t stretch. It’s like your muscles are having a hissy fit and they’re not done yet.
I didn’t stretch and my thigh turned into a monster. Earley Horse, you’re the worst.
My arm looked like it was about to explode. Earley Horse, I swear I’ll kill you.
I got an Earley Horse and now my leg is a screaming meatball.