Earlen
A woman so hot, she could make a zombie blush. She smiles when the world is falling apart and somehow makes you feel like everything’s gonna be okay.
"I walked into a bar and the whole place went silent. Then the bartender said, 'We’ve been waiting for you.'", Earlene, 2nd date
"I broke my phone. Then I looked at her and forgot I had a phone.", A guy who fell for her
"She walked in, and I thought the universe had just upgraded.", A man who got dumped for her."