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A David Butthole
a person who is so bad at being a butthole that it's almost admirable and you just can't help but hate them
My English teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me write essays about nothing and gives me a D even though I did the work.
My dad is a David Butthole. He eats my lunch and says I'm lazy.
My friend is a David Butthole. He tells everyone my secrets and laughs at me.
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A David Butthole
the worst kind of butthole who is so bad at being one that you just can't help but hate them
My music teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me sing even though I'm tone-deaf and calls me a failure.
My mom is a David Butthole. She takes my allowance and says I'm a baby.
My dog is a David Butthole. He barks at me every time I come home.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A David Butthole
a person who is so mean and annoying that they are the definition of a butthole and you just can't help but hate them
My science teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me do experiments I hate and gives me a C even though I did everything right.
My brother is a David Butthole. He takes my video game and says I'm a loser.
My best friend is a David Butthole. He tells everyone my secrets and laughs at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A David Butthole
a person who is so bad that they are like a butthole on steroids and you can't help but hate them
My history teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me write paragraphs about the same thing and gives me a B even though I did the work.
My dad is a David Butthole. He eats my candy and says I'm a baby.
My dog is a David Butthole. He barks at me every time I come home.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A David Kessler
When you try to die, but your body won't let you.
I took 17 pills and still had to go to work.
I jumped off the roof, but my dog followed me.
I tried to drown in a bathtub, but my mom called me to dinner.
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A David Kessler
When you try to end your life, but your life ends up being a mess.
I tried to kill myself, but my phone died first.
I set my house on fire, but my cat started a TikTok.
I tried to take a pill, but it was expired.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A DaveDoze
A Dave Doze is when someone looks like a dead man on the couch, snoring loud enough to wake the dead, but then all of a sudden he talks sense like he’s been awake the whole time. He’s just chillin’ and catchin’ z’s, but he’s still sharp.
'I was dead, bro. I swear.', then he tells you the exact time he fell asleep.
He snored so loud the neighbor called the cops, then he says, 'Yeah, I was just resting my eyes.'
He’s on the couch like a zombie, then he asks, 'Did you just say pizza?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A DaveDoze
A Dave Doze is when you think someone is out cold on the couch, but they’re actually just taking a power nap and still know what’s going on. They might even make a comment that’s so good, you’re like, 'Why are you not awake? I need that brain power.'
You’re talking to your friend, and Dave just says, 'You’re talking about pizza again? Please.'
He’s snoring like a freight train, then he says, 'You know what? I’m gonna eat that pizza.'
He’s on the couch, snoring, then he yells, 'I know what you did last night!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A DaveDoze
A Dave Doze is when a guy is lying on the couch like he’s been hit by a bus, but he’s still thinking, and when you talk to him, he answers like he just woke up from a dream and still got his mind on track.
He’s snoring like a dragon, then he says, 'I just had the best dream about pizza.'
You’re talking to your friend, and Dave says, 'You’re talking about pizza again? I’m getting tired of this.'
He’s on the couch, snoring, and then he says, 'I was just resting my brain.'
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A Dave Matthews
Trying to figure out if a hot dog is better with ketchup or mustard in the back door while wearing socks with sandals.
I tried to eat a hot dog in the back door and got yelled at by a janitor.
My friend tried to eat a hot dog in the back door and got banned from the school.
I tried to eat a hot dog in the back door and got a ticket from the principal.
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A Dave Matthews
The main singer and guitar player for the Dave Matthews Band. He's from South Africa but acts like he was born in the U. S. He drinks Jack Daniels like it's water and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
Dave Matthews drank six shots of Jack Daniels before the show and still sang every song perfectly.
He told a fan he was better than Taylor Swift and then left the stage.
He said he'd beat up anyone who said he wasn't cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave Matthews
A Dave Matthews is when you drink someone else's pee and act like it's a fine wine. The guy who started this nonsense is a total weirdo who drinks pee on stage like it's a normal thing to do.
I drank my friend's pee at a concert and it tasted like regret.
He poured a cup of his own pee and called it 'the liquid of the gods.'
At the show, someone threw a cup of pee on stage and Dave drank it like it was a gift.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave Matthews
A type of music that uses guitars and polo shirts. People who like this music are usually college kids who drink too much and think they're special.
I played Sublime's Santeria at my college party and everyone thought I was a rock star.
My friend tried to cover Santeria with a guitar and it was the worst thing ever.
My brother tried to sing Santeria at a bar and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave Matthews
A rock band that started in Virginia in the 90s. They have amazing live shows but a bunch of jerks hate them for no real reason. Some people think they’re too manly and others just want to yell at them for being popular.
I went to a show and someone tried to yell at Dave Matthews for being cool.
A guy dressed like a purple v-neck guy told me I was a bro.
Some people hate the band because they think they're too mainstream.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave Matthews
A rock band that became popular with their first album in 1994. They formed in Virginia and have been around for over thirty years. They’ve won a Grammy and have six studio albums, but some people think they’re just middle-class kids who like Abercrombie & Fitch.
They've been around for over 30 years and still play amazing shows.
They won a Grammy and still act like they're the best thing since sliced bread.
Some people think they're just middle-class kids who like Abercrombie & Fitch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave Matthews
A band that middle-class white kids love. Every time they put out a new album, it's like a new Abercrombie & Fitch catalog came out. They're not that good, but they're still popular.
I saw a kid wearing Abercrombie and Fitch and listening to Dave Matthews at the same time.
My friend said he would die if Dave Matthews ever stopped making music.
My brother said he would buy a new Abercrombie & Fitch shirt just to listen to a new album.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave Portnoy
A position that will make your knees buckle and your back scream like a toddler who just got spanked, but it’ll make your lady friend feel like a superhero who just kicked a bad guy’s ass
My knee feels like it got hit by a truck, but my girlfriend is high-fiving me like she just won the lottery
I looked like a deflated balloon, but she looked like she just beat up the whole gym
My back is screaming, but she's laughing like she just took out the trash and won the Super Bowl
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A Dave Portnoy
A fancy way of saying Dave Portnoy got his wits knocked out of him when the market went down a little, and he sold everything like he was getting robbed by a gang of squirrels
He panicked like he just saw his mom’s ex boyfriend in the lobby
He sold like he was being chased by a bear with a coffee cup
He acted like the market had just told him he was going to be grounded for a week
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave
A middle-aged white man who thinks he’s cool and calls every woman 'hun' like he’s trying to charm a toddler.
'Hun, I'm gonna get you a latte and a donut.'
'Hun, I'm gonna get you a latte and a donut.'
'Hun, I'm gonna get you a latte and a donut.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dave
A Dave is a guy who gives blow jobs like it’s a job interview and calls it a 'blowie' because he thinks he’s fancy.
'I gave him a blowie and he called me a blowie.'
'I gave him a blowie and he called me a blowie.'
'I gave him a blowie and he called me a blowie.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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