A DaveDoze
A Dave Doze is when a guy is lying on the couch like he’s been hit by a bus, but he’s still thinking, and when you talk to him, he answers like he just woke up from a dream and still got his mind on track.
He’s snoring like a dragon, then he says, 'I just had the best dream about pizza.'
You’re talking to your friend, and Dave says, 'You’re talking about pizza again? I’m getting tired of this.'
He’s on the couch, snoring, and then he says, 'I was just resting my brain.'