A DaveDoze

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A Dave Doze is when someone looks like a dead man on the couch, snoring loud enough to wake the dead, but then all of a sudden he talks sense like he’s been awake the whole time. He’s just chillin’ and catchin’ z’s, but he’s still sharp.
'I was dead, bro. I swear.', then he tells you the exact time he fell asleep.
He snored so loud the neighbor called the cops, then he says, 'Yeah, I was just resting my eyes.'
He’s on the couch like a zombie, then he asks, 'Did you just say pizza?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dave Doze is when you think someone is out cold on the couch, but they’re actually just taking a power nap and still know what’s going on. They might even make a comment that’s so good, you’re like, 'Why are you not awake? I need that brain power.'
You’re talking to your friend, and Dave just says, 'You’re talking about pizza again? Please.'
He’s snoring like a freight train, then he says, 'You know what? I’m gonna eat that pizza.'
He’s on the couch, snoring, then he yells, 'I know what you did last night!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dave Doze is when a guy is lying on the couch like he’s been hit by a bus, but he’s still thinking, and when you talk to him, he answers like he just woke up from a dream and still got his mind on track.
He’s snoring like a dragon, then he says, 'I just had the best dream about pizza.'
You’re talking to your friend, and Dave says, 'You’re talking about pizza again? I’m getting tired of this.'
He’s on the couch, snoring, and then he says, 'I was just resting my brain.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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