A DaveDoze
A Dave Doze is when you think someone is out cold on the couch, but they’re actually just taking a power nap and still know what’s going on. They might even make a comment that’s so good, you’re like, 'Why are you not awake? I need that brain power.'
You’re talking to your friend, and Dave just says, 'You’re talking about pizza again? Please.'
He’s snoring like a freight train, then he says, 'You know what? I’m gonna eat that pizza.'
He’s on the couch, snoring, then he yells, 'I know what you did last night!'