A David Butthole
a person who is so bad at being a butthole that it's almost admirable and you just can't help but hate them
My English teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me write essays about nothing and gives me a D even though I did the work.
My dad is a David Butthole. He eats my lunch and says I'm lazy.
My friend is a David Butthole. He tells everyone my secrets and laughs at me.