A Dave Matthews

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Trying to figure out if a hot dog is better with ketchup or mustard in the back door while wearing socks with sandals.
I tried to eat a hot dog in the back door and got yelled at by a janitor.
My friend tried to eat a hot dog in the back door and got banned from the school.
I tried to eat a hot dog in the back door and got a ticket from the principal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The main singer and guitar player for the Dave Matthews Band. He's from South Africa but acts like he was born in the U. S. He drinks Jack Daniels like it's water and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
Dave Matthews drank six shots of Jack Daniels before the show and still sang every song perfectly.
He told a fan he was better than Taylor Swift and then left the stage.
He said he'd beat up anyone who said he wasn't cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dave Matthews is when you drink someone else's pee and act like it's a fine wine. The guy who started this nonsense is a total weirdo who drinks pee on stage like it's a normal thing to do.
I drank my friend's pee at a concert and it tasted like regret.
He poured a cup of his own pee and called it 'the liquid of the gods.'
At the show, someone threw a cup of pee on stage and Dave drank it like it was a gift.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A type of music that uses guitars and polo shirts. People who like this music are usually college kids who drink too much and think they're special.
I played Sublime's Santeria at my college party and everyone thought I was a rock star.
My friend tried to cover Santeria with a guitar and it was the worst thing ever.
My brother tried to sing Santeria at a bar and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A rock band that started in Virginia in the 90s. They have amazing live shows but a bunch of jerks hate them for no real reason. Some people think they’re too manly and others just want to yell at them for being popular.
I went to a show and someone tried to yell at Dave Matthews for being cool.
A guy dressed like a purple v-neck guy told me I was a bro.
Some people hate the band because they think they're too mainstream.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A rock band that became popular with their first album in 1994. They formed in Virginia and have been around for over thirty years. They’ve won a Grammy and have six studio albums, but some people think they’re just middle-class kids who like Abercrombie & Fitch.
They've been around for over 30 years and still play amazing shows.
They won a Grammy and still act like they're the best thing since sliced bread.
Some people think they're just middle-class kids who like Abercrombie & Fitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A band that middle-class white kids love. Every time they put out a new album, it's like a new Abercrombie & Fitch catalog came out. They're not that good, but they're still popular.
I saw a kid wearing Abercrombie and Fitch and listening to Dave Matthews at the same time.
My friend said he would die if Dave Matthews ever stopped making music.
My brother said he would buy a new Abercrombie & Fitch shirt just to listen to a new album.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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