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A Dawkin
The worst insult you can ever get. It’s like being called a donkey in front of your mom.
He said I was a Dawkin. I cried.
She called me a Dawkin in front of my whole class. I still hate her.
My dad called me a Dawkin. I called him a chicken.
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A Dawkin
A total showoff who acts like they’re better than everyone, but they use the same bad tricks as the people they hate.
He hates religion, but he uses the same arguments as the people he hates. It’s so fake.
She says evolution is true, but she uses the same dumb tricks as the people she mocks. It’s hilarious.
He calls himself a scientist, but he uses the same dumb arguments as the people he hates. It’s annoying.
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A Dawkin
A person who won’t stop talking about their dumb ideas, even when they’re clearly wrong.
He still says evolution is true, even though he won’t debate Harun Yahya. It’s sad.
She won’t shut up about her dumb theory, even though no one listens. It’s ridiculous.
He keeps defending his dumb ideas, even when he’s clearly wrong. It’s annoying.
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A Dawkin
A showoff who acts like they’re better than everyone, but they use the same bad tricks as the people they hate.
He says he hates religion, but he uses the same dumb arguments as the people he mocks. It’s fake.
She acts like she’s a genius, but she uses the same dumb tricks as the people she hates. It’s ridiculous.
He’s a total hypocrite and uses the same dumb tricks as the people he hates. It’s so bad.
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A Dawkin
When you’re so drunk, you talk nonsense and make up totally stupid words. It’s like a drunk person’s version of magic.
He said ‘imagistration’ and I had no idea what it meant. It was weird.
She called it ‘snozzergle’ and I thought she was a mad scientist. It was hilarious.
He said ‘florp’ and everyone laughed. It was dumb.
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A Davies
A Davies is a guy who stays in his room every night, chugging random drinks until he’s a mess, and then draws silly, smelly pictures. He’ll probably end up in a mental institution, but he’ll be famous for his crap art.
Bro, I saw Davies last night. He was wearing socks as a hat and drinking beer out of a shoe.
Davies just drew a goat wearing a crown. It’s the saddest masterpiece ever.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a pizza. It cried.
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A Davies
Davis is the kind of friend who listens to your dumb stories and still thinks you’re cool. He’s smart, he’s got a good laugh, and he thinks he’s the only one who knows him. But you know he’s the best friend ever.
Davis told me my dumb jokes were gold. I cried.
He failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.
He cried when I told him my ex cheated on me with a chicken.
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A Davies
Davis is like a god, but worse. He created everything, including your bad decisions. He’s everywhere, and he’s going to make you pay for your sins. He’s the reason you’re broke and ugly.
Davis is the reason I failed my exam. I saw him in my dreams.
He made my dog speak in riddles. It was terrifying.
He told me I’d never be rich. I’m still waiting.
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A Davies
Davis is a guy who can be a clown or a teacher. He’s chill, but he’ll scold you for eating too much pizza. He’s fun, but he’s also the type to be strict and love being right.
Davis told me to stop eating pizza. I ate three more slices.
He made me do push-ups for laughing at his dumb jokes.
He’s the only one who can tell me when I’m being dumb.
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A Davies
Davis is the guy everyone wants. He’s cute, he plays hockey, he raps, and he’s got a big one. Girls love him, and he’s way too nice to ever leave them.
Davis asked me out. I said no. He just smiled and said, ‘You’ll regret it.’
He has a big one and plays hockey. He’s perfect.
He’s got more girls than I have brain cells.
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A Davies
Davis is a hot guy who dresses like he’s from a magazine. He likes girls, he loves emo music, but he’s not emo. He’s the opposite of sad, and he’s probably rich.
Davis wore a suit to school. I cried.
He told me he loves emo music. I called him fake.
He’s the only guy who can be rich and still be cool.
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A Davies
Davis is a muscle head who can steal any girl. He’s nice, he’s friendly, and he’ll give you the best hug. He’s also the kind of guy who could beat you up and still be your friend.
Davis stole my crush. I cried.
He hugged me so hard, I think I broke my ribs.
He’s the guy who can beat me up and still be my friend.
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A Davielaner
A Davielaner is a giant hole you could ride a donkey through and still have room for a taco. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're the king of the world but can't even beat you at Mario Kart.
My cousin's pants fell down at the party and I said, 'Look at that Davielaner, it's like a portal to another dimension!'
My boss said I was a Davielaner for missing 12 days of work and still taking a nap.
My dog ran into the lake and came out with a Davielaner full of algae.
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A Davielaner
A Davielaner is a hole so big it could swallow a whole pizza. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're smart but still can't figure out how to use a remote.
My mom called my sister a Davielaner because she left the door open and the cat ran out.
My brother's Davielaner was so big, he could fit a whole football team in there.
My teacher said I was a Davielaner because I put my face in the toilet and screamed.
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A Davielaner
A Davielaner is a hole so wide you could park a car in it. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're tough but still cries when they get a paper cut.
My friend's Davielaner was so big, the principal came to check it out.
I told my dad he was a Davielaner because he ate a whole cake and still had room for ice cream.
My little brother's Davielaner was so big, it had a traffic jam inside.
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A David Spor
A David Spor is the most attractive man on Earth and also the best person in their club, even if they don’t know they’re that good
My David Spor walked in and the whole club turned to look at him like he was a god.
He’s in my club and he’s the best, even though he thinks he’s just average.
I tried to flirt with him and he laughed and said I was cute, which was the worst thing he could’ve said.
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A David Spor
A David Spor is the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen and also the most amazing person in their club, even if they’re too cool to admit it
He’s the guy who got everyone in the club to laugh at his own joke, even though it was terrible.
He’s in my club and he’s the best, and he still acts like he’s just there by accident.
He’s so good-looking I got jealous of my own face when I saw him.
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A David Spor
A David Spor is a god in human form and also the best person in their club, even if they don’t know how good they are
He walked in and the club stopped talking because he looked like he just walked out of a movie.
He’s the best in the club and he still says he’s just average, which is the worst thing ever.
I asked him out and he said yes, which made me feel like I was lucky and also like I was doomed.
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A David Butthole
a person who is the worst kind of butthole you can imagine and you can't help but hate them with all your soul
My math teacher is a David Butthole. He yells at me for no reason and gives me a 30 on a test I aced.
My cousin is a David Butthole. He steals my snacks and laughs at me when I get mad.
My mom's best friend is a David Butthole. She calls me a baby every time I cry.
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A David Butthole
the kind of person who makes butthole-ness a full-time job and you can't stand them
My neighbor is a David Butthole. He plays his music too loud at 3 a. m. and eats my pizza.
My brother is a David Butthole. He takes my phone and deletes all my games.
My gym teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me run laps even when I did the best in class.
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