A David Spor
A David Spor is the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen and also the most amazing person in their club, even if they’re too cool to admit it
He’s the guy who got everyone in the club to laugh at his own joke, even though it was terrible.
He’s in my club and he’s the best, and he still acts like he’s just there by accident.
He’s so good-looking I got jealous of my own face when I saw him.