A Davielaner
A Davielaner is a hole so wide you could park a car in it. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're tough but still cries when they get a paper cut.
My friend's Davielaner was so big, the principal came to check it out.
I told my dad he was a Davielaner because he ate a whole cake and still had room for ice cream.
My little brother's Davielaner was so big, it had a traffic jam inside.