A Davielaner

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A Davielaner is a giant hole you could ride a donkey through and still have room for a taco. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're the king of the world but can't even beat you at Mario Kart.
My cousin's pants fell down at the party and I said, 'Look at that Davielaner, it's like a portal to another dimension!'
My boss said I was a Davielaner for missing 12 days of work and still taking a nap.
My dog ran into the lake and came out with a Davielaner full of algae.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Davielaner is a hole so big it could swallow a whole pizza. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're smart but still can't figure out how to use a remote.
My mom called my sister a Davielaner because she left the door open and the cat ran out.
My brother's Davielaner was so big, he could fit a whole football team in there.
My teacher said I was a Davielaner because I put my face in the toilet and screamed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Davielaner is a hole so wide you could park a car in it. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're tough but still cries when they get a paper cut.
My friend's Davielaner was so big, the principal came to check it out.
I told my dad he was a Davielaner because he ate a whole cake and still had room for ice cream.
My little brother's Davielaner was so big, it had a traffic jam inside.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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