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A Saucy Felix
When someone’s gut is so loaded with syrup they look like a syrup factory exploded inside them. They wait for the perfect moment to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like it’s a breakfast war.
He sneezed syrup on my pancakes and laughed like a hyena.
My cousin did this at the breakfast table and got syrup in my hair.
She had a syrup enema so big she cried syrup.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Saucy Felix
When someone’s so full of syrup they’re ready to blow like a syrup volcano. They wait for the right time to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like it’s a breakfast battle.
He sneezed syrup on my pancakes and said it was a friendly attack.
She had a syrup enema and sneezed it on my face.
My brother did this and got syrup in my coffee.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Plan
A plan that sounds like a 5-year-old’s naptime story, costs more than your soul, and needs more work than a prison sentence
My Sarah Plan was like a 5-year-old told me to build a spaceship with Legos and a credit card
She said it was simple. It wasn’t. It was a nightmare with a side of financial ruin
I followed the plan. I now have a second job and a third mortgage
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Plan
A plan that’s as confusing as a toddler’s tantrum, costs you more than your firstborn, and makes you work like a dog on a leash
My Sarah Plan was like a toddler’s story. I had to count to 10 and buy a house
She said it was easy. It wasn’t. It was a money pit with a side of guilt
I did it. Now I can’t afford my dog’s leash
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Plan
A plan that’s simpler than a baby’s cry, costs you more than your bank account, and needs more work than a zombie apocalypse
The Sarah Plan was as easy as a baby’s cry. I followed it and got a loan, a second job, and a zombie apocalypse
It looked simple. It wasn’t. It was like fighting a zombie with a credit card
I did it. Now I’m fighting zombies and my bank account is crying
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is someone you throw money at so they can stand there like a dumb goat and shout yeah yeah yeah while you scream at someone.
I paid Sarah Paul $20 to yell 'You're the worst!' while I yelled at my ex.
Sarah Paul stood there like a chicken in a blender and agreed with me when I told my boss he was a donkey.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'That’s right!' while I told my mom she was a waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a paid loudmouth who backs you up when you’re yelling at someone like they’re a bad pizza.
Sarah Paul yelled 'That’s true!' while I told my neighbor he was a rotten apple.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'He’s a loser!' while I called my brother a donkey.
Sarah Paul stood there like a dumb dog and agreed with me when I told my dad he was a waste of space.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a person who takes your money and yells 'You're right!' while you scream at someone like they’re a bad sandwich.
I paid Sarah Paul $10 to yell 'She’s a loser!' while I called my teacher a donkey.
Sarah Paul yelled 'That’s the truth!' while I told my friend he was a waste of time.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'He’s a donkey!' while I told my brother he was a bad pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a human cheerleader who takes your money and screams 'You're the best!' while you yell at someone like they’re a broken toy.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'He’s a donkey!' while I told my dad he was a waste of oxygen.
Sarah Paul screamed 'You're right!' while I told my sister she was a bad sandwich.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'That’s true!' while I told my boss he was a rotten apple.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a paid dummy who stands there and yells 'You're the best!' while you scream at someone like they’re a bad cookie.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'She’s a donkey!' while I told my mom she was a waste of space.
Sarah Paul stood there like a chicken and said 'That’s true!' while I told my neighbor he was a rotten apple.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'He’s a loser!' while I told my brother he was a bad pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a paid loud noise who yells 'You’re right!' while you tell someone off like they’re a bad movie.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'That’s the truth!' while I told my teacher he was a donkey.
Sarah Paul screamed 'He’s a loser!' while I told my dad he was a waste of oxygen.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'She’s a donkey!' while I told my sister she was a bad sandwich.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Palin
A total disaster who makes up wild stories to cover up their mistakes instead of just saying they messed up.
She said Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and then kept lying to make it sound real.
She blamed her mistakes on the moon, the moose, and the media.
She claimed the bridge to nowhere was the best idea ever, then turned on it like it was her archenemy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Palin
Tina Fey’s fake twin who thinks she’s the real deal.
She tried to fake her way through a news interview and it was pure comedy.
She gave a speech about the moon and it was like watching a kid do a magic trick.
She stood next to Tina Fey and looked like she was wearing a costume.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Palin
When you think you know enough about something to talk about it, but you really didn’t bother to read it or even check it.
She said she knew all about the bill, but it was just a guess.
She gave a speech about the constitution, and it was full of nonsense.
She tried to explain the budget, and it was like watching a kid do math.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Palin
A woman who ran for vice president, charged rape victims for exams, and would drill holes in the ocean if it meant getting more moose killed.
She wanted to kill all the moose, even the ones that were just eating.
She charged rape victims for tests and called it a ‘privilege.’
She supported a bridge to nowhere and then hated it like it was her enemy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Palin
A woman who thinks she can run the country, but can’t even take care of her own kid.
She left her special-needs kid behind like it was a fashion statement.
She wanted to be president, but couldn’t even finish her job as vice president.
She had a baby, but she thought it was just a side gig.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Palin
A loudmouth, dumbass, fake leader who thinks being near Russia makes her the best person to run the country.
She said being near Russia made her the best vice president, and no one believed her.
She acted like she was the big cheese of America just because she was close to Russia.
She called herself a leader, but she was just a loudmouth with a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sarah Palin
A name that’s been used so much on Urban Dictionary, it’s like it’s been abused by a thousand people.
People used the name so much, it got tired of being called that.
It was on Urban Dictionary so many times, it got a real job.
It was abused by so many, it became a legend.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanzo
Taking a shower at a friend's house and peeing in their shower like you own the place.
I took a shower at my friend's house and peed in their shower. They're still mad about it.
My friend peed in my shower. I almost died from the smell.
I walked into the shower and saw my friend peeing. I ran out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanzo
A monk who drinks, smokes, cusses, and has wild sex with his slave Goku. He’s a 23-year-old hot mess who thinks he’s a hero.
Sanzo drinks, smokes, and has wild sex. He’s like a wild animal in a monastery.
He’s 23 and still acts like a teenager. He’s a hot mess.
Sanzo thinks he’s a hero. He’s not. He’s just a monk with a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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