A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a paid loud noise who yells 'You’re right!' while you tell someone off like they’re a bad movie.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'That’s the truth!' while I told my teacher he was a donkey.
Sarah Paul screamed 'He’s a loser!' while I told my dad he was a waste of oxygen.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'She’s a donkey!' while I told my sister she was a bad sandwich.
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