A Sarah Paul

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A Sarah Paul is someone you throw money at so they can stand there like a dumb goat and shout yeah yeah yeah while you scream at someone.
I paid Sarah Paul $20 to yell 'You're the worst!' while I yelled at my ex.
Sarah Paul stood there like a chicken in a blender and agreed with me when I told my boss he was a donkey.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'That’s right!' while I told my mom she was a waste of oxygen.
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A Sarah Paul is a paid loudmouth who backs you up when you’re yelling at someone like they’re a bad pizza.
Sarah Paul yelled 'That’s true!' while I told my neighbor he was a rotten apple.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'He’s a loser!' while I called my brother a donkey.
Sarah Paul stood there like a dumb dog and agreed with me when I told my dad he was a waste of space.
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A Sarah Paul is a person who takes your money and yells 'You're right!' while you scream at someone like they’re a bad sandwich.
I paid Sarah Paul $10 to yell 'She’s a loser!' while I called my teacher a donkey.
Sarah Paul yelled 'That’s the truth!' while I told my friend he was a waste of time.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'He’s a donkey!' while I told my brother he was a bad pizza.
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A Sarah Paul is a human cheerleader who takes your money and screams 'You're the best!' while you yell at someone like they’re a broken toy.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'He’s a donkey!' while I told my dad he was a waste of oxygen.
Sarah Paul screamed 'You're right!' while I told my sister she was a bad sandwich.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'That’s true!' while I told my boss he was a rotten apple.
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A Sarah Paul is a paid dummy who stands there and yells 'You're the best!' while you scream at someone like they’re a bad cookie.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'She’s a donkey!' while I told my mom she was a waste of space.
Sarah Paul stood there like a chicken and said 'That’s true!' while I told my neighbor he was a rotten apple.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'He’s a loser!' while I told my brother he was a bad pizza.
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A Sarah Paul is a paid loud noise who yells 'You’re right!' while you tell someone off like they’re a bad movie.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'That’s the truth!' while I told my teacher he was a donkey.
Sarah Paul screamed 'He’s a loser!' while I told my dad he was a waste of oxygen.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'She’s a donkey!' while I told my sister she was a bad sandwich.
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