A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a paid loudmouth who backs you up when you’re yelling at someone like they’re a bad pizza.
Sarah Paul yelled 'That’s true!' while I told my neighbor he was a rotten apple.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'He’s a loser!' while I called my brother a donkey.
Sarah Paul stood there like a dumb dog and agreed with me when I told my dad he was a waste of space.