A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a human cheerleader who takes your money and screams 'You're the best!' while you yell at someone like they’re a broken toy.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'He’s a donkey!' while I told my dad he was a waste of oxygen.
Sarah Paul screamed 'You're right!' while I told my sister she was a bad sandwich.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'That’s true!' while I told my boss he was a rotten apple.