A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is someone you throw money at so they can stand there like a dumb goat and shout yeah yeah yeah while you scream at someone.
I paid Sarah Paul $20 to yell 'You're the worst!' while I yelled at my ex.
Sarah Paul stood there like a chicken in a blender and agreed with me when I told my boss he was a donkey.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'That’s right!' while I told my mom she was a waste of oxygen.