A Saucy Felix
When someone’s gut is so loaded with syrup they look like a syrup factory exploded inside them. They wait for the perfect moment to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like it’s a breakfast war.
He sneezed syrup on my pancakes and laughed like a hyena.
My cousin did this at the breakfast table and got syrup in my hair.
She had a syrup enema so big she cried syrup.