A Saucy Felix

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When someone gets so full of syrup from the backside that they’re like a syrup bottle turned upside down. Then they wait for the perfect moment to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like you’re a breakfast buffet for a fat kid.
My uncle did this at the pancake breakfast and ruined 10 stacks.
She had a maple syrup enema so big I think she peed syrup.
He sneezed syrup on my plate and said it was a surprise.
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When someone’s gut is so loaded with syrup they look like a syrup factory exploded inside them. They wait for the perfect moment to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like it’s a breakfast war.
He sneezed syrup on my pancakes and laughed like a hyena.
My cousin did this at the breakfast table and got syrup in my hair.
She had a syrup enema so big she cried syrup.
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When someone’s so full of syrup they’re ready to blow like a syrup volcano. They wait for the right time to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like it’s a breakfast battle.
He sneezed syrup on my pancakes and said it was a friendly attack.
She had a syrup enema and sneezed it on my face.
My brother did this and got syrup in my coffee.
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