A Sarah Palin

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A total disaster who makes up wild stories to cover up their mistakes instead of just saying they messed up.
She said Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and then kept lying to make it sound real.
She blamed her mistakes on the moon, the moose, and the media.
She claimed the bridge to nowhere was the best idea ever, then turned on it like it was her archenemy.
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Tina Fey’s fake twin who thinks she’s the real deal.
She tried to fake her way through a news interview and it was pure comedy.
She gave a speech about the moon and it was like watching a kid do a magic trick.
She stood next to Tina Fey and looked like she was wearing a costume.
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When you think you know enough about something to talk about it, but you really didn’t bother to read it or even check it.
She said she knew all about the bill, but it was just a guess.
She gave a speech about the constitution, and it was full of nonsense.
She tried to explain the budget, and it was like watching a kid do math.
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A woman who ran for vice president, charged rape victims for exams, and would drill holes in the ocean if it meant getting more moose killed.
She wanted to kill all the moose, even the ones that were just eating.
She charged rape victims for tests and called it a ‘privilege.’
She supported a bridge to nowhere and then hated it like it was her enemy.
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A woman who thinks she can run the country, but can’t even take care of her own kid.
She left her special-needs kid behind like it was a fashion statement.
She wanted to be president, but couldn’t even finish her job as vice president.
She had a baby, but she thought it was just a side gig.
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A loudmouth, dumbass, fake leader who thinks being near Russia makes her the best person to run the country.
She said being near Russia made her the best vice president, and no one believed her.
She acted like she was the big cheese of America just because she was close to Russia.
She called herself a leader, but she was just a loudmouth with a bad attitude.
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A name that’s been used so much on Urban Dictionary, it’s like it’s been abused by a thousand people.
People used the name so much, it got tired of being called that.
It was on Urban Dictionary so many times, it got a real job.
It was abused by so many, it became a legend.
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