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A Schauermann Joke
A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being a total tool. It’s usually about race, sex, or something gross that no one finds even slightly funny.
My cousin said, 'Why do black people always have to be the ones who get dragged?' I facepalmed and told him to shut up.
My teacher told a joke about girls being 'weak' and I almost threw my pencil at her.
My friend texted me, 'Why do Asians eat so much? They’re like little robots.' I called him a tool and blocked him.
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A Schauermann Joke
A Schauermann Joke is like a punchline that hits you in the face with a brick. It’s usually stupid, offensive, and makes you want to scream.
My uncle said, 'Why do Mexicans always steal?' I told him to go back to his own country.
My mom told a joke about fat people being lazy and I told her she was the laziest one.
My friend said, 'Why do Africans always have to be the ones who are poor?' I told him to shut up and stop being a tool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schauermann Joke
A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but fails so hard it’s like watching a baby try to ride a bike.
My brother said, 'Why do Asians always have to be smart?' I told him to stop being a tool and leave me alone.
My friend told a joke about fat people and I told him he was the fattest one there.
My teacher said, 'Why do girls always have to be mean?' I told her she was the meanest one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schauermann Joke
A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being the worst person ever. It’s usually about race, sex, or something stupid that makes you want to punch them.
My dad said, 'Why do black people always have to be the ones who are loud?' I told him to shut up and stop being a tool.
My teacher told a joke about girls being 'weak' and I told her to go back to being a man.
My friend said, 'Why do Asians always have to be smart?' I told him to stop being a tool and leave me alone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schauermann Joke
A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being the worst. It’s like when you have to listen to someone talk about something gross for five minutes straight.
My cousin said, 'Why do Mexicans always have to be the ones who are lazy?' I told him to shut up and go back to his country.
My friend told a joke about fat people and I told him he was the fattest one there.
My teacher said, 'Why do girls always have to be mean?' I told her she was the meanest one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schauermann Joke
A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being a total disaster. It’s like when you have to sit through someone’s terrible joke and you want to scream.
My brother said, 'Why do Asians always have to be smart?' I told him to shut up and stop being a tool.
My friend told a joke about fat people and I told him he was the fattest one there.
My teacher said, 'Why do girls always have to be weak?' I told her she was the weakest one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sax
A Sax is a guy who gets all the girls and doesn’t even try. He’s just cool and you’re not.
Bro, you’re a Sax. You got the girl while I was still trying to figure out what a girl is.
My cousin is a Sax. He’s got six girls at once and still has time to eat pizza.
You’re a Sax? I’m just trying to get my crush to text me back.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sax
A Sax is when you and your friend both get a girl at the same time and you both know it’s the best thing ever.
Me and my bro had a Sax last night. Both got the same girl. We’re still best friends.
We had a Sax at the party. Now we’re both stuck with her.
Me and my dude had a Sax. We both got the same girl and now we’re both stuck with her.
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A Sax
A Sax is a guy who looks good, talks smooth, and doesn’t even break a sweat.
My bro is a Sax. He wears suits and still looks like he just walked out of a magazine.
That guy is a Sax. He’s got a suit, a smile, and a vibe that makes you feel like you’re on cloud nine.
You’re a Sax? I’m just wearing my hoodie and trying not to trip.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sax
A Sax is a saxophone, the instrument that makes all the other woodwinds feel like they’re in the back of the bus.
The Sax is the king of the woodwinds. The flute? That’s just a weak version of the Sax.
The Sax doesn’t just play. It owns the woodwinds like they’re just backup dancers.
The Sax is the only woodwind that doesn’t need help to shine.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sax
A Sax is a roblox game where you try to make people blush and get them to say yes.
I spent 3 hours on that Sax game. I only got one girl to say yes.
My friend plays Sax every day. He got 10 girls to say yes last week.
Sax is the worst. I tried to flirt with a girl and she just said no.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sax
A Sax is a guy who is so good at being a mac that he can get any girl, even if he looks like a mess.
My brother is a Sax. He’s got a beard and still got the girl.
Gabriel Pikus is a Sax. He’s got no style and still got the girl.
You’re a Sax? I’m still trying to get my crush to even look at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sax
A Sax is when you see someone who’s sexy and you’re too much of a loser to say it out loud.
That girl is a Sax. I saw her and just stared like an idiot.
He’s a Sax. He’s hot and I’m just sitting here being awkward.
You’re a Sax? I’m just being a loser and not saying anything.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Scaglione
The devil in human form. A walking curse with a bad attitude.
That Scaglione ruined my lunch break and my coffee.
I saw the Scaglione and immediately hid behind a trash can.
My mom said the Scaglione was the reason my dog ran away.
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A Scaglione
A human-shaped monster who makes your day feel like a horror movie.
The Scaglione walked into the room and I screamed like a baby.
My teacher said the Scaglione was the reason I failed math.
I tried to befriend the Scaglione and now I have nightmares.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Scaglione
A foul, mean, and utterly terrible person who thinks they’re cool.
The Scaglione talked to me like I was a bad joke.
I got lunch and the Scaglione took it from me like I was nothing.
The Scaglione laughed at my face and I cried.
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A Savnik
A Savnik is a guy who looks like he got hit by a donut truck and then sat in a garbage can. He failed at love once and has been eating and crying ever since.
He texted his ex: 'I miss you and my meatloaf.'
He tried to propose to a pizza box and got rejected.
He screamed into a toilet and the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Savnik
A Savnik is like a human trash can who also failed at being cool. He had one bad relationship and now lives in a world of cheese breath and regret.
He posted on Facebook: 'My life is over. I ate a whole cake for breakfast.'
He tried to flirt with a dog and got chased by a cat.
He cried in a soup commercial and it went viral.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Savnik
A Savnik is a man who looks like he slept in a cheese factory and cried in a dumpster. He’s been rejected by everyone except his mom and his couch.
He sent a DM to his ex: 'I still love you, and I still love my meat.'
He tried to sing at a karaoke bar and the mic fell off.
He cried in a taco truck and got free tacos.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Saucy Felix
When someone gets so full of syrup from the backside that they’re like a syrup bottle turned upside down. Then they wait for the perfect moment to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like you’re a breakfast buffet for a fat kid.
My uncle did this at the pancake breakfast and ruined 10 stacks.
She had a maple syrup enema so big I think she peed syrup.
He sneezed syrup on my plate and said it was a surprise.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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