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A Schmidt
A Schmidt is a grandma with a frog neck who can’t hear you even if you shout in her face. She yaps about math so much it feels like you’re stuck in a never-ending lesson.
My Schmidt teacher talked so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop.
I fell asleep during Schmidt’s history lesson. I dreamt about pizza.
Schmidt gave a 20-minute lecture on how to tie your shoes. I’ve never been so bored in my life.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmidt
A Schmidt is a person who looks harmless but will knock your lights out if you mess with them. Don’t underestimate them, they’ve got a hidden punch.
I laughed at Schmidt. He punched me in the gut. I cried like a baby.
Schmidt looked like a peace-lover. Then he kicked my ass.
I told Schmidt he was ugly. He challenged me to a duel. I lost.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmidt
A Schmidt is a fancy name for someone who bangs metal all day. It’s like being a metalworker but with more sweat and fewer breaks.
My cousin’s a Schmidt. He works in a factory. He smells like burnt metal.
Schmidts are the real metalheads of the world.
Schmidt’s job is just hammering metal until it screams.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmidt
A Schmidt is the sweetest person ever. They’re like a candy bar that never runs out of sugar. If you’re lucky, you get one.
My Schmidt aunt gave me a cookie. I ate it. It was the best day ever.
Schmidt gave me a hug. I felt like I was floating.
Schmidt is the cutest person in the whole world. I would follow her anywhere.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmidt
A Schmidt is when you poop in a pool or any water that isn’t a toilet. It’s like you’re telling the world you’re messy.
Schmidt pooped in the pool. The water turned green.
I saw Schmidt poop in the lake. I ran away screaming.
Schmidt pooped in the bathtub. I had to take a shower twice.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmidt
A Schmidt is when you hold it in during something important, like a test or a concert. You’re trying not to poop your pants but you’re failing.
I was taking a test and Schmidt held it in so hard I thought he was gonna explode.
Schmidt went to a concert and tried not to poop. He failed.
During the class presentation, Schmidt had to hold it in. He was sweating like a mad man.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmidt
A Schmidt is when you take a smelly woman to an alley, strip her, and tape her to a pole. Then you have sex with her and poop on the ground right before you finish.
Schmidt took my sister to the alley. She was taped to a pole. I was scared.
Schmidt had sex with a woman and then pooped in the street. He’s a monster.
I saw Schmidt do his thing in the alley. I ran away like a coward.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schloppy One
Your butt hole goes full nuclear and poops all over the toilet like it's a war zone
My dad had a schloppy one and the toilet looked like a battlefield
I saw my dog have a schloppy one and it was like a poop tsunami
My sister's schloppy one was so bad the toilet started crying
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schloppy One
Your butt lets out a poop so big it could take down a castle
My brother’s schloppy one knocked over the toilet seat like it was a knight
My mom’s schloppy one was so big it made the toilet overflow
My dog’s schloppy one was so big it scared the mailman
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schloppy One
Your butt lets out a poop so messy it could win a poop battle
My friend’s schloppy one was like a poop hurricane
My dog’s schloppy one was so messy it looked like a poop painting
My dad’s schloppy one was so bad it made the toilet smell like a sewer
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schloppy One
Your butt explodes with poop and it’s like a poop volcano
My sister’s schloppy one was like a poop volcano erupting
My dog’s schloppy one looked like a poop lava flow
My brother’s schloppy one made the toilet look like a lava pit
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schloppy One
Your butt throws out a poop so bad it could make a poop legend
My dad’s schloppy one was so bad it went into the poop hall of fame
My sister’s schloppy one was so legendary it was like a poop myth
My dog’s schloppy one was so big it became a poop legend
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schloppy One
Your butt lets out a poop so strong it could knock someone out
My friend’s schloppy one knocked me out cold
My brother’s schloppy one was so strong it made the toilet shake
My dog’s schloppy one was so strong it made the whole house smell
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schlatt
A schlatt is a broke ass fool who still manages to keep their head above water even though they're drowning in debt.
I’m a schlatt, I owe money to three different loan sharks and still manage to eat tacos for breakfast.
My mom says I’m a schlatt because I’m broke but still got a fancy car.
That guy is a schlatt, he's got $5 in his pocket and a $5000 bill on his desk.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schlatt
A schlatt is a rich guy who doesn’t give a damn about the poor and thinks they're just there to serve him.
That schlatt thinks the poor are just there to mop his floors and eat his leftovers.
My boss is a schlatt, he doesn’t give a damn about us and still makes six figures.
That schlatt doesn’t even know what a paycheck is.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schlatt
A schlatt is a total boss who made crypto and made walking a thing, and he was in that band called Big Time Rush and they called him Logan.
That schlatt invented crypto, walking, and was in Big Time Rush. He’s a total boss.
Logan is a schlatt, he’s got a degree in crypto and walking, and he’s got a band.
That schlatt is so rich he could walk to Mars and still make money.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schlatt
A gayschlatt is a schlatt who is gay, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to them.
That gayschlatt is so gay, he walks into a bar and everyone’s like, 'Hey, Logan.'
He’s a gayschlatt and he’s got more gay friends than I’ve ever seen in my life.
That gayschlatt is so gay, he even invented walking in rainbow colors.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schlatt
A violently American schlatt is someone who loves America so much they would fight for it with their bare hands.
That violently American schlatt would fight for America even if it meant getting punched by a squirrel.
That violently American schlatt says, 'I love America more than my mom.'
That violently American schlatt would die for America and still say it was worth it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schlatt
A schlatt is a guy who is so gay, he’s the sexiest man alive with a cock so big, it’s like having a whole buffet.
That schlatt is so gay, his cock is like a buffet, and everyone wants a piece of it.
He’s the sexiest man alive, and his balls are like big buns.
That schlatt has mutton chops so sexy, they should be in a commercial.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schlatt
A schlatt is a guy who yells dumb ass things on Xbox Live like 'I fucked your mom kid.'
That schlatt yells 'I fucked your mom kid' like it's the best thing ever.
He’s a schlatt and he yells that dumb ass line every time he plays Call of Duty.
That schlatt yells dumb stuff on Xbox and thinks it's cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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